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IMdb: Movie Crazy-Credits List                                   5 January 1997
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    The document contains a list of  unusual  things  shown  during  a
    movie's  credits.  Sometimes  these are extra scenes, more usually
    they are funny messages hidden in the credits themselves.

      Exit
      +--+
      |  |        See what you missed by leaving early! :)
      |  |


    For  information  on  submitting  entries,  see  section  3.;  for
    retrieving  other  information,  see  section  5.; for the Copying
    Policy, see section 6.

  Enjoy!

  Mark Harding <[e-mail]>          (c) 1993 - 1997, All Rights Reserved.

===============================================================================

1. NEW ENTRIES THIS MONTH
===========================

  There were no new entries to the list this month :(

2. FACTS AND FIGURES
======================

   *  This list was originally part of the Movie TRIVIA list, maintained by
      Murray Chapman <[e-mail]>.

   *  Mark Harding started managing the list in September 1993.

   *  The List currently contains 320 entries.

3. SUBMITTING UPDATES
=======================

    We rely on  users  of  the  database  to  submit  corrections  and
    additions  to keep the lists as accurate and complete as possible.
    The most convenient method for submitting them is  via  the  movie
    mail-server's  central  collection  service. For a full guide send
    an e-mail message with the subject:

      HELP ADD FULL

    to <[e-mail]>. Alternatively, if you  prefer  to  mail  them
    directly  to  me  please  follow  the guidelines below, but please
    bear in mind that data sent to the mail-server will  be  processed
    much more quickly.

4. SUBMISSION RULES
====================

Title Template Interface
========================

To submit title data using the new interface, follow these simple instructions:

 (1) the first thing you need is a template containing the current details of
     the movie you wish to submit additions for. You can request a template by
     sending e-mail with the subject or body containing lines of the form:

TEMPL TITLE <title>

     to <[e-mail]>

For example,

TEMPL TITLE Vertigo
TEMPL TITLE Four Weddings and a Funeral

 (2) load the returned template into your favourite editor and follow the
     instructions given in the template to add your data. The idea is that
     you are making the template look like the results of a standard "MOVIE"
     query from the mail-server. There are no complicated formats to learn,
     just follow the comments and add your data!

 (3) once you have finished editing the template, mail it back to the server -
     the reply address and subject are already set-up to do this, but in case
     you lose the mail-headers, just set the subject to "UPDATE TITLE" and
     send the file to <[e-mail]>

That's all there is to it!

Alternatively you may continue to use the old method of submitting entries,
all of which should be mailed to <[e-mail]> with the subject ADD

  Additions
  ---------

  (1) mark the start of the data with the word:

      CRAZY

  (2) for each addition, include on a separate line an entry of the form:

      # <Movie Title>
      - <Text>   Each entry should start with a hyphen, followed by  a
        space  and  then  the  text  (no  more  than 65 characters per
        line). If subsequent lines refer to the  same  entry  then  no
        hyphen  is  required.  See  the  list below for more examples.
        Please try and keep movie titles consistent with  those  found
        in the database itself.

  Corrections
  -----------

  (1) mark the start of the data with the word:

      CORRECT

  (2) include a description of your correction in free text using as many
      lines as you need.

5. OTHER LISTS
================

The Internet Movie Database consists of the following lists:

 List                 | Maintained by                             | Updated
 ---------------------|-------------------------------------------|----------
 Actors               | Col Needham <[e-mail]>             | 12/27/96
 Actresses            | Col Needham <[e-mail]>          | 12/27/96
 Alternative Names    | Michel Hafner <[e-mail]>        | 12/27/96
 Alternative Titles   | Michel Hafner <[e-mail]>       | 12/27/96
 Alternative Versions | Giancarlo Cairella <[e-mail]>    | 12/20/96
 Biographies          | Mark Harding <[e-mail]>       | 12/20/96
 Business             | Giancarlo Cairella <[e-mail]>    | 12/27/96
 Cast Completion      | Col Needham <[e-mail]>                 | 12/27/96
 Certificates         | Mark Harding <[e-mail]>      | 12/27/96
 Cinematographers     | Michel Hafner <[e-mail]> | 12/27/96
 Color Information    | Mark Harding <[e-mail]>             | 12/27/96
 Composers            | Michel Hafner <[e-mail]>        | 12/27/96
 Costume Designers    | Harald Mayr <[e-mail]>           | 12/27/96
 Countries            | Mark Harding <[e-mail]>         | 12/27/96
 Crazy Credits        | Mark Harding <[e-mail]>     | 12/27/96
 Directors            | Col Needham <[e-mail]>          | 12/27/96
 Distributors         | Rob Hartill <[e-mail]>     | 12/27/96
 Editors              | Harald Mayr <[e-mail]>            | 12/27/96
 Genres               | Colin Tinto <[e-mail]>             | 12/27/96
 Goofs                | Murray Chapman <[e-mail]>           | 12/20/96
 Language             | Mark Harding <[e-mail]>     | 12/27/96
 Laser Discs          | Peter Simeon <[e-mail]>        | 12/20/96
 Literature           | Joachim Polzer <[e-mail]>      | 12/27/96
 Locations            | Rob Hartill <[e-mail]>          | 12/27/96
 Misc. Filmography    | Col Needham <[e-mail]>      | 12/27/96
 Movie Links          | Col Needham <[e-mail]>        | 12/27/96
 Movies               | Michel Hafner <[e-mail]>  | 12/27/96
 MPAA Ratings Reasons | Mark Harding <[e-mail]>               | 12/27/96
 Plot Summaries       | Colin Tinto <[e-mail]>              | 12/27/96
 Producers            | Andre Bernhardt <[e-mail]>      | 12/27/96
 Production Companies | Rob Hartill <[e-mail]>     | 12/27/96
 Production Designers | Harald Mayr <[e-mail]>     | 12/27/96
 Quotes               | Bob Glickstein <[e-mail]>          | 11/29/96
 Ratings              | Col Needham <[e-mail]>                 | 12/27/96
 Release Dates        | Mark Harding <[e-mail]>     | 12/27/96
 Running Times        | Mark Harding <[e-mail]>     | 12/27/96
 SFX Companies        | Rob Hartill <[e-mail]>     | 12/27/96
 Sound Mix            | Mark Harding <[e-mail]>         | 12/27/96
 Soundtracks          | Ron Higgins <[e-mail]>        | 12/27/96
 Tag Lines            | Rob Hartill <[e-mail]>          | 12/27/96
 Technical Info       | Peter Simeon <[e-mail]>            | 12/27/96
 Trivia               | Murray Chapman <[e-mail]>          | 12/20/96
 Writers              | Jon Reeves <[e-mail]>             | 12/27/96
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CRAZY CREDITS
=============
# "Animaniacs" (1993)
- If you'd like a transcript of today's program, start typing!

# "Frontline" (1994)
- Executive Producer credited as Enormous Penis(second episode, second season.)

# "Man from U.N.C.L.E., The" (1964)
- "We wish to thank the United Network Command  for Law and Enforcement
  without whose assistance this program would not be possible."

# "Police Squad!" (1982)
- Every episode ends with the actors standing almost totally motionless,
  mimicking a freeze-frame shot.
- The guest star is murdered in the opening credits of each episode.
- When the announcer states "Tonights episode:" he says a different
  tittle than what is actually written on the screen.

# 1941 (1979)
- End credits feature scenes showing cast members screaming.

# 30:e november (1995)
- Thanks to the answering machine at Svenska Filminstitutet.

# Adventures in Babysitting (1987)
- Shot of the thug who chased the little girl outside of skyscraper whimpering
  about being stuck out there.

# Adventures of Baron Munchausen, The (1989)
- The King of The Moon - Ray DiTutto  (Actually, it was Robin

# Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert, The (1994)
- This movie is about 3 drag queens and at end of credits
  shows (in Panorama style) "Filmed in Dragarama"
- scene after credits finished, shows an Asian garden where
  a blow up doll (released earlier in the movie (in Australia))
  lands on some man, where he looks quite puzzled.
- In the greetings, they distinguish some people:
  * Extra Special Thanks (with cream on top)
  * Special Thanks (no cream, cherries optional)
  * Quite Special Thanks (hold the sweetener)
- In the credits, one line reads:
  "This line available...........Your name here"

# Age of Consent (1969)
- Lonsdale ......................... Godfrey the dog

# Airplane II: The Sequel (1982)
- Gaffer (What's a Gaffer?) ... Larry Gilhooly
- Best Boy (Electric) ......... Frank McKane
- Worst Boy ................... Adolf Hitler

# Airplane! (1980)
- Gripology ................................. Pete Papanickolas
- Generally in charge of a lot of things .... Mike Finnell
- Author of A Tale of Two Cities ............ Charles Dickens
- This motion picture is protected under the laws of the
  United States and other countries.  Unauthorized duplication,
  distribution, or exhibition may result in civil
  liability or criminal prosecution. So there.
- Man (Howard Jarvis) in taxi abandoned by Robert Hays looking at his
  watch: "Well, I'll give him another twenty minutes, but that's it!"
- Foreez: A Jolly Good Fellow
- Worst Boy..............Adolf Hitler

# Aliens (1986)
- The laserdisc version includes the sound of a face-hugger scurrying from
  left to right as the final credits fade.

# America's Deadliest Home Video (1993) (V)
- D.B. [Danny Bonaduce] Wrangler: Gretchen Bonaduce

# American Werewolf in London, An (1981)
- Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy star as themselves.
- All characters and events in this film are fictitious. Any similarity to
  actual events or persons, living, dead, or undead, is purely coincidental.
- Lyncanthrope Films Limited wishes to extend its heartfelt congratulations to
  Lady Diana Spencer and His Royal Highness The Prince of Wales on the
  occasion of their marriage - July 29th 1981.

# Angel Heart (1987)
- Scene during credits shows Mickey Rourke's character descending
  to 'Hell' inside of an elevator. Final shot looks(?) like he hung
  himself on the way down. (Could be just a freeze frame of the
  last shot)

# Angst essen Seele auf (1974)
- Before the introductory credits there is the line:
  'Das Glueck ist nicht immer lustig' (Luck is not always funny)

# Animal Crackers (1930)
- Opening shot is a newspaper headline announcing the return of
  "Captain Geoffrey T. Spaulding", despite "Jeffrey" in credits.

# Annie Hall (1977)
- Christopher Walken's name is spelt wrong in the credits.

# Another You (1991)
- George saying:  Don't ever call my friend a "shithead" again, OK?

# Assault of the Party Nerds (1989)
- Still Photographer .......... David Wittkower
- Other Still Photographer (Who Showed Up 3 Days Without His Camera)
  United States and other countries.  Unauthorized
  duplication, distribution or exhibition may result
  in civil liability and criminal prosecution.
  Just go ahead and try something.

# Associate, The (1996)
- After the credits, there's a brief repeat of an earlier line.

# Attack of the Killer Tomatoes! (1980)
- Special Appearance of the
  Royal Shakespearean Tomatoes
  By Arrangement with the Queen
- Remember...
  The Best Bargains in Town Are at
  Sunny Vale Furniture
  173 East Main Street
  Just South of the Mervin Exit
- This Space Available
  Call 714-474-5566
- Based on the Best-Selling Novel "The Tomatoes of Wrath"

# Babe (1995)
- Jonah Michaud and Karen Bruner are listed as being "Internet Bandits".

# Bachelor Mother (1939)
- The cast of characters includes a wind-up toy: Donald Duck as
  himself.

# Back Street Jane (1989)
- Kelly Hornbaker, one of the murderers in Back Street Jane, appears as
  the happy Dad, singing the praises of "Hot Pockets" in a series of TV
  commercials

# Backfire (1995)
- Telly Savalas ..................... Most Evil Man (not really)
- Women We Want To Impress .......... Kelley Dowole
  ................................... Kim Krikorian
  ................................... Michelle Roussello
  ................................... Barbara Von Traumer
- SWM, 34, 6' 1'', 200 lbs., Brown hair, eyes. Herniated disk.
  Works in motion picture laboratory. Into sunsets and Bukowski.
  Seeks rock'n'roll woman to have my children.
- No mimes were injured in the making of this motion picture.
  Furs were not worn. All catering was strictly vegetarian.
  Filmed entirely in a non-smoking area.
  All females were referred to as "women".
  White males were considered suspect and made to feel guilty.
  Condoms were worn at all times.

# Backlash (1986)
- "Where is Quondong anyway?"

# Bad Taste (1987)
- instead of standard disclaimer:
  "Any similarity with persons living or dead is an accident.  Sorry"

# Battle of the River Plate, The (1956)
- There are hundreds of invisible people behind every film.
  Behind this one there are thousands. We would like to thank
  them collectively, for if we named them all there would be
  no room for the film.

# Beau Hunks (1931)
- Cast list concludes with "3,897 Arabs, 1,944 Riffians, 4 Native Swede
  Guilders."

# Being There (1979)
- During the end credits, there are outtakes of Peter Sellers.
- Peter Sellers repeating a line in the hospital-bed scene, but laughing
  uncontrollably each time.  This line does not appear in the movie, and some
  versions of the film don't include these outtakes.

# Berlin in Berlin (1993)
- In the introductory credits there is a paragraph:
  'To my sons Ruezgar and Rafael'.

# Better Off Dead (1985)
- David Ogden Stiers fixing the garage door
- the successful launch of Badger's space shuttle, made from
  household items.
- Newspaper kid popping in to say...
  "I want my two dollars!!!!
- Ricky's mothers' famous words, "can you say, 'Christmas'"?
- Camera pans in classroom, as it passes student shakes preserved fetal pig
  and mouths the words, "Wake up!"

# Big Business (1988)
- Seen about two-thirds of the way through the credits: "Don't Go, It's Almost
  Over"

# Bikini Beach (1964)
- Occasional Wardrobe ......... Kristin Schroll
- Best Girl ................... Sex Puppet List
- Slaves to Mr. Barquet ....... Laura Medley
                                Mike Melamed
                                Gary Sax
- Love Slaves to Mr. Barquet .. See Sex Puppet List
- Favorite Quotes
  "How many directors are on this set?"
  "Where are we shooting today?"
  "Where are my actors?"
  "You're bonin' me on this!"
  "NO...we're not a porn movie!"
  "That's a wrap!"

# Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)
- "Be Excellent to Each Other and Party On."

# Bird on a Wire (1990)
- Credits scroll down instead of up

# Birdy (1984)
- Animals:
  Perta...Bird No. 9
  Perta's Stunts...Queepers
  Alfonso...AS HIMSELF
  Cat...Hobbie
  Dogs...Sneaky, Willey, Ace, Prince, Tiger, Bo, Rudah, Chiggar,
         Tyko, Kelly, Red, Fantasy, Scooter
  Seagull...Jonathan
  Snake...Monty
  Jungle Bird...Horatio
  Pigeons...No's. 1 to 84

# Bitter Harvest (1993)
- In accordance with the American Human Association
  no animals were harmed in the making of this film.

# Bloodsport (1987)
- Before the credits the following can be found:
  This motion picture is based upon true events in the life of Frank W. Dux.
  From 1975 to 1980 Frank W. Dux fought 329 matches. He retired as the
  World Heavy Weight Full Contact Kumite Champion.
  Mr. Dux still holds four world records:
  Fastest Knockout - 3.2 seconds
  Fastest Punch with a Knockout - .42 seconds
  Fastest Kick with a Knockout - 72 mph
  Most Consecutive Knockouts in a Single Tournament - 56
  Subsequently Mr. Dux founded the first American Ninjitsu System. Dux-Ryu.

# Blues Brothers, The (1980)
- Woman on the Cutting Room Floor

# Bob Roberts (1992)
- At the very end of the credits there is the screen-filling
  four-letter word 'VOTE'.

# Boy Who Turned Yellow (1972)
- Our thanks to The Governor of the Tower of London, the London
  Transport Executive and Studio Film Laboratories Ltd. ...
  FOR TURNING THEMSELVES YELLOW.

# Brewster McCloud (1970)
- During the credits, all the actors turn up as Circus Performers and are
  introduced by the Ring Master - ending with Bud Cort, who lies dead in
  the center ring.

# Bridge to the Future (1996)
- With Apologies to Best Brains, Inc.
  Special Thanks to Bob & Betty

# Brotherhood of Satan (1971)
- There is a credit for "Nepotists".

# Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1992)
- TV interviews with people who were at the dance attacked by vampires.
- Amilyn (Paul Reubens) revives to go through some more death throes.

# Buford's Beach Bunnies (1992)
- This motion picture is protected under the laws of the
  United States and other countries.  Unauthorized duplication,
  distribution or exhibition may result in civil liability
  and criminal prosecution. Don't mess with us, buddy.

# Bulldog Breed, The (1960)
- Bosun the bulldog

# Bullseye! (1991)
- Appearing without the permission of his mother
                John Cleese
        as the man on the beach in
   Barbados who looks like John Cleese

# Caddyshack (1980)
- Mr. Gopher was played by a mysterious "Chuck Rodent"

# Camp Nowhere (1994)
- Filmed entirely on location -- Nowhere
  [Actually: Golden Oak Ranch, Newhall, California]

# Canadian Bacon (1994)
- No Canadians were harmed in this production.
- This film is dedicated to my grandfather, Willam J. Wall, a Canadian who
  came to America, and loved going to the movies.
- To Johnny LaRue - thanks to you, we got our crane shot.

# Captive in the Land, A (1990)
- Before the credits there is a note: "To the memory of 'Lee Gold' (qv)".

# Carnosaur (1993)
- Credits scroll down instead of up

# Carry On Henry VIII (1971)
- This film is based on a recently discovered manuscript by one William Cobbler
  which reveals the fact that Henry VIII did in fact have two more wives.
  Although it was first thought that Cromwell originated the story, it is now
  known to be definitely all Cobbler's......
  from beginning to end.

# Casper (1995)
- Early during the end credits, Stretch (Doing his Little Richard
  imitation) bursts through the credits, singing.

# Celtic Pride (1996)
- After the credits, the Boston Garden is demolished.  (This is a special
  effect; at the time the movie was released, the real Garden was still
  standing.)

# Chain Reaction (1996)
- As the end credits come to the end, the music fades out and a rumble gets
  louder and louder. This is the start of a shockwave resulting from the massive
  explosion at the end of the film. The viewpoint is of Keanu Reeves who by now
  is in a helicopter and comes straight on screen after the last of the credits
  has gone up.  The ground implodes briefly and you hear Keanu say "Woh!".

# Chase, The (1994)
- After credits have finished, Charlie Sheen, in a clown suit, sitting
  behind the wheel, recites the "I love the smell of napalm in the
  morning" speech from Apocalypse Now.

# Chickens Come Home (1931)
- Opening titles -
  Every man has one or two little indiscretions he would like to bury.
  Mr Laurel and Mr Hardy have thirty or forty they would like to
  cremate.

# Children's Hour, The (1961)
- Mariam Hopkins, who plays Mrs. Lily Mortar, was the original
  Martha Dobie in "These Three", the first screen telling of this
  Lillian Hellman play.

# China Girl (1987)
- After the credits there is a line:
  'Dedicated to the people of Chinatown and Little Italy.'

# Chopping Mall (1986)
- Robot rolls up to camera and says: "Thank you.  Have a nice day."
  (Movie's plot is that security robots run amuck at a shopping mall and
  that's what they said after they'd killed somebody).

# Christiane F (1981)
- Dedicated to:
  Andreas W. "Atze"    (1960 - 77),
  Axel W.              (1960 - 77),
  Babette D. "Babsi"   (1963 - 77)
  and all others who didn't have the luck and strength to survive.

# Clerks (1994)
- Silent Bob and Jay will also return in the third part of the
  New Jersey Trilogy called "Chasing Amy".  "Dogma" is not part
  of that trilogy.
- Initial Incompetent Sound Editor ... Scott Mosier
- Accomplished Sound Editor ... James Von Buelow
- Boom ... Whoever grabbed the pole
- Occasional Continuity ... Tara Daust
- Legal Eagle ... John Sloss
- Czar of Representation ... John Pierson
- Jay and Silent Bob will return in "Dogma"
- Wrangling Supervisor:  Randal

# Comfort and Joy (1984)
- Alan `Dickie' Bird (Bill Paterson) is heard taping and screwing up a radio
  commercial for the ice cream fritter product whose recipe he sells at the
  end of the movie.

# Comic Book Confidential (1988)
- In the introductory credits the artists portrayed in the film are presented
  by a comic artist who is working on a comic page, filling the frames with
  the name and a typical comic character of each artist. When introductory
  credits are over and the page has just been finished, the comic artist
  makes such a clumsy move that his ink pot overturns loosing all its ink
  over the page.
- At the end of the credits the following paragraph can be found:
  'There are over 6000 comic book stores across North America. Check one
  in your neighbourhood.'

# Coming to America (1988)
- Face on Cutting Room Floor ........ Jim Abrahams
- Eddie Murphy - as the old white man in the barber shop - says: "Wait a
  minute, wait a minute, wait stop right there! Listen: Stop right there,
  man. A man goes into a restaurant. You listenin'? A man goes into a
  restaurant, and he sits down, he's having a bowl of soup and he says to
  the waiter, waiter come taste the soup. Waiter says: Is something wrong
  with the soup? He says: Taste the soup. He says: Is there something wrong
  with the soup? Is the soup too hot? He says: Will you taste the soup?
  What's wrong, is the soup too cold? Will you just taste the soup?!
  Allright, I'll taste the soup - where's the spoon?? Aha. Aha! ...
  Whadaya know from funny, you bastards?"

# Contraband (1940)
- "White Negro" caberet designed & executed by Hedley Briggs.

# Creature of Destruction (1967)
- Just before the credits there is the following quote:
  'There is no monster in the world ...
  ... so treacherous as man.'
- Montaigne

# Critters 4 (1991)
- Absolutely no Critters were harmed in the making of this motion picture.

# Dead Heat (1988)
- ...any similarity...living or dead, or undead,...

# Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid (1982)
- There is a spelling mistake with the Composer.
  In the credits at the beginning he is spelt:      Miklos Rosza.
  In the credits after the end he is spelt correct: Miklos Rozsa.
-
- After the Cast there comes the dedication:
  Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid was Edith Head's
  final film. To her, and to all the brilliant
  technical and creative people who worked
  on the films of the 1940's and 1950's,
  this motion picture is affectionately dedicated.

# Death Machine (1994)
- A short 'Death March' is played at the end, followed by a short electronic
  blip.

# Death Ring (1993) (V)
- Richard Connell, Batting Instructor
  Richard Connell is actually the author of the original short story
  "The Most Dangerous Game" from which "Death Ring" was shamelessly stolen.
- Read the Paperback, Hear the Album, Eat the Popcorn
  The filmmakers' joke on product tie-ins.
- At the very end of the legal disclaimer ("any resemblance to persons living
  or dead") the filmmakers added "so there."
- The shot of the baseball bat at the very end of the credits was a joke
  between the director and the producers.  When shooting the batting cage
  sequence, the crew demanded that Kizer shoot a shot of Norris putting
  his bat down before talking to the bad guys.  Kizer thought the shot was
  unnecessary, but shot the insert anyway.  All during editing, the
  producers kept asking if the "bat shot" was ever going to be used.  So
  Kizer put it at the very end of the movie.

# Deceivers, The (1988)
- After the introductory credits there is a note 'for my father'.

# Delusion (1991)
- Special thanks are given to B-actress and "Halloween" costar P.J. Soles
  in the end credits

# Doom Generation, The (1995)
- "Photographed on locations in hell"
- "Go out and buy the fucking soundtrack"

# Double Obsession (1994)
- The dog's name is Bogart.

# Double X: The Name of the Game (1992)
- The sub-title "The Name Of The Game" is displayed as though in neon
  lights, which then flicker and some go out to change it to
  "Name The Game".

# Drunken Master III (1994)
- Like all Jackie Chan movies, outtakes (mostly of stunts that went
  wrong) are shown behind the closing credits.

# Eat and Run (1986)
-  a bfd production
  (the "f" is silent)

# Edge of the World, The (1937)
- 'and all the people of the lovely island of Foula.'

# Edinburgh Years, The (1991)
- Nine months later, Richard gave birth to a baby girl.
- He named her . . . Paul.
- No thanks to the Scotland Border Police

# Ehe der Maria Braun, Die (1979)
- After the introductory credits there is a line: 'fuer Peter Zadek'.
- At the very end of the credits the following persons are 'credited' by
  their picture: Konrad Adenauer, Ludwig Erhard, Kurt Georg Kiesinger and
  Helmut Schmidt and a disconnected phone line can be heard.

# Empire (1995)
- Mark & Eddie sitting on the curb in front of the store talking about bands.
- Mark and Eddie doing the "money (that's what I want)" dance!
- Mark eating the brownies that Eddie made for him.
- Gina doing the "no revealing clothing" Music Town dance

# Erik the Viking (1989)
- This film is not based on the children's book "The Saga Of Erik The Viking"
  by Terry Jones (Although he hopes it will help the sales)
- This film also does not involve SPAM. This will hurt Hormel's sales.

# Erotic Adventures of Robinson Crusoe, The (1980)
- The Producers wish to thank the makers of the "Planet of the Apes"
  for their inspiration without which this picture would possibly have
  been better.

# Exit to Eden (1994)
- Hector Elizondo's title credit is prefixed by 'As Usual', referring to the
  number of times Elizondo has appeared in films directed by
  'Garry Marshall' (qv)
- After credits is a scene in which Rosie O'Donnel mimics Iman's character

# F/X2 (1991)
- Shot of helicopter flying and exclamations of non-pilot crook trying to keep
  it in the air.

# Fahrenheit 451 (1966)
- The beginning credits are spoken instead of written on the screen.

# Fargo (1996)
- A symbol similar to the Artist Formally Known as Prince is in the credits
  as "victim in field", but it is not him.

# Fatal Skies (1990) (V)
- The doddering old sheriff draws his guns and aims that at the audience:
  "Halt!  Don't make a move!  You can avoid me, but you can never escape!"

# Feiying Gaiwak (1990)
- The ending credits in Chan movies show the production goofs. They
  often show Chan to be a perfectionist.

# Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986)
- Ferris comes out of bathroom: "You're still here?  It's over.  Go home."

# Field of Dreams (1989)
- The Voice ................ Himself

# Fifa e Arena (1948)
- Assistant Director's Cousin ..... Meme Carletti
  Boyfriend of the Assistant Director's Cousin .... Righetto Bomba

# Five Corners (1987)
- Nearly at the end of the credits there is the following paragraph:
  'Many thanks to the Penguins in this film. They were treated most
  respectfully and no harm ever came to them in their work.'

# Flintstones, The (1994)
- "No dinosaurs were be harmed for the production of this motion
   picture."
- "The producer will thank the people of Bedrock..."

# Florentiner Hut, Der (1939)
- The opening credits are sung by an organ-grinder.

# Flying Saucer, The (1950)
- Before the title, a message, 'We gratefully acknowledge
  the cooperation of those in authority who made the release
  of the "Flying Saucer" film possible at this time.'

# Flying Serpent, The (1946)
- Director 'Jean Yarbrough' (qv)'s name spelled as ``Yarborough'' in
  credits.

# Forget Paris (1995)
- At one point Billy Crystal's father-in-law moves in with them and drives
  him crazy by singing the Toyota slogan, "You asked for it...you got it" but
  he does it just like the commercial.
  At the end of the credits the father-in-law is reading the paper at the
  table while Billy Crystal is having breakfast.  The father in law starts
  the slogan but waits about half a minute before finally finishing the line.

# Four Rooms (1995)
- The film continues until the credits are halfway over.

# Francis Joins the Wacs (1954)
- The last credit is for 'Francis, the talking mule.'

# Gambling On the High Seas (1940)
- Wayne Morris's character is called Jim Carver in the film, but Jim
  Carter in the credits.

# Gate II: Trespassers, The (1990)
- At the end of the movie the hero is raised from the dead at his funeral, and
  then two others who were also killed climb out of the coffin.  After the
  credits a hamster that was sacrificed earlier in the movie crawls out of the
  coffin as well.

# Getting It On (1983)
- Barking Dog ......... Probably The Ballingers'

# Ghostbusters II (1989)
- Bathtub Trainer ... Tom Floutz
- Bathtub Wrangler ... Wim Van Thillo
- River Rats ... Ralph Miller, III & Jack Haye

# Girlfriend from Hell (1990)
- The crew is credited as "The Crew From Heaven".
- The movie is dedicated to all girlfriends from Hell everywhere, with love.

# Glitch! (1988)
- Bra Wrangler ............. Woops Mygod
- Zit Remover .............. Lucienne Pimpel
- Orange Juice Squeezer .... Big Hand Luke
- Palm Reader .............. Madame Ortega III
- Negative Cutting ......... Supercuts (Ha! Ha!)
- (No, Seriously...) ....... Mary Duerstein
-  Look for the soundtrack album in your neighborhood
  record store and if you cannot find it, write to your
     senator or bring a tape recorder to the theater
          the next time you see this movie.
- The producers wish to thank all those who didn't smoke
    on the set and to express their sympathy to those
        who did smoke and were fired thereafter.
    (Heart and Lung Association, eat your heart out!)
-    Our gratitude must be extended to all those who did
  not do drugs on the set.  The list is too long to mention.
   Those who did do drugs are listed separately in police
                     and morgue files.
- We appreciate the participation of Coca-Cola, Pepsi Cola,
   Dr. Pepper, Seven-Up, Shasta, Miller Beer, etc., etc.,
           in making this picture cooler.
-                          WARNING
  This picture is protected by all kinds of stuff.  Tamper with it,
    go to jail.  Before you make a copy to send to your aunt in
    Podunk, look out the window.  The Feds are gonna get you.
       And for all those foreign !@#$%$ who hate movies,
    remember Mr. Dubois?  He's working for the producers now.
- The characters, names, cars, homes, bikinis, limos, goons, and
  Mafia families in this motion picture are absolutely fictitious.
    Any similarity with characters, names, cars, homes, bikinis,
     limos, goons, and Mafia families, dead, alive, or anywhere
             in between is strictly coincidental.

# Go Fish (1994)
- After all the credits, appearing as subliminal film scratches: "MEN SUCK"
- Rosalia.....Herself (Rosalia is a mannequin head introduced in one of
  the "talking head" sequences).

# Gone with the Wind (1939)
- George Reeves is credited as playing the part of Brent Tarleton, and Fred
  Crane is billed as Stuart Tarleton.  This is incorrect: Crane played Brent,
  and Reeves played Stuart.

# Goodies and the Beanstalk, The (1973) (TV)
- There is a joke classification just before the opening credits:
  "BRITISH BOARD OF FILM CENSORS
   CARLISLE HOUSE SCHOOL
   This is to Certify
   that The Goodies
   have passed 'O' Level
   DOMESTIC SCIENCE
   and have been Rated
   X"
   and to the "X", an effeminately-clad hand appends "XX Love Cecil."
- Opening credits read:
  The Goodies and the Beanstalk
  Based on the traditional fairy story... 'Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs'
  Written by Graeme Garden and Bill Oddie, with Tim Brooke-Taylor's biro
- The Goodies' heads are shown throughout the opening credits with the
  'wrong' names (i.e. with each other's names instead of their own)

# Great Muppet Caper, The (1981)
- Gonzo takes a picture of the whole audience

# Great Outdoors, The (1988)
- Subtitled conversation between two raccoons --
  Raccoon #1: "Why's Jody sitting in the lake?"
  Raccoon #2: "You didn't hear? She got shot in the ass!"
  Raccoon #1: "Oh no! Don't tell me..."
  Raccoon #2: "Yup... She's bald on both ends now!"

# Gremlins 2: The New Batch (1990)
-  Daffy Duck walks onto the screen and comments on the names in the credits.

# Grumpier Old Men (1995)
- Outtakes are run beneath the closing credits, including
  'Burgess Meredith' (qv) giving many different baudy names for the Hawaiian
  island he visited, and the line he uses to invite Maria's mother back to his
  room.
- Outtakes also show 'Walter Matthau' (qv) and 'Jack Lemmon' (qv) both
  forgetting their lines, including the names of their characters' respective
  love interests.

# Grumpy Old Men (1993)
- Burgess Meredith, as Grandpa, is shown acting out different versions
  of one scene (A245/84B or A246/84B).  Presumably the nature of the
  scene meant that the choice of which version to use had to be made
  later.
- Grandpa's lines were as follows. N.B. He's just seen Chuck enter the
  home of Ariel.
- Take 2: Looks like he's going to enter the holy of holies .. coitus uninterruptus.
- Take 5: Look's like Chuck's slipping her the old salami.
- Take 7: Looks like Chuck's going to put the hotdog in the bun.
- Take 13: Looks like Chuck's a tomcat on the prowl.. Meeeeoowwwwww
- Take 13 (also): Looks like Chuck's taking the old log to the beaver
- Take 14: Look's like Chuck's gonna bury his boner.
- Take 10: Look's like Chuck's taking the skin boat to tuna town.
- Take 16: Look's like Chuck's taking a ride on the wild balony pony.
- Another outtake has Walter Matthau saying...
  Hello, I'm Ronald Reagan, I used to be president of the United
  States. I live across the street. I was also in the movies for a
  while - I was a lousy actor
- After all the titles, Walter Matheau in the bathtub proclaims.
  "If I knew there would be a nude scene in this film,
  I'd have aked for an extra million"

# Guns on the Clackamas: A Documentary (1995)
- For the punchline to the duck joke, send $2 to...
  (at a screening in February 1996, director Bill Plympton commented, "I've
  already made $4 from that".)
- Lots of small furry animals with sad eyes were tortured making this movie.

# Guyver, The (1991)
- No Zoonoids were injured in the making of this movie.
- Get your own Guyver unit at S-Mart, Shop smart, shop S-Mart.

# Hajen som visste foer mycket (1989)
- The first visible screen in the movie contains the text:
  "This has happened:
   Moses has lead the children of Israel out of Egypt.
   Olof Skotkonung has been christened in Husaby Kalla.
   Gustav II Adolf has founded Gothemburg, women
   suffrage has been introduced and Swedish television
   has just dropped _Varuhuset (1985)_ (qv)..."
- Right before the end credits:
  "And so they lived happily for a short, short, short moment..."
- The movie team was not allowed to record at the Stockmarket of
  Stockholm, and in the end of the credits this text was shown:
  "Finally a special thanks to the management of the Stockmarket
   of Stockholm, which by it's great reluctancy made this movie
   a lot more interesting to record."

# Hard Bounty (1995)
- 'Special thanks' to include;
  "The guys in the lounge Dogleg & Brownie"
  "and a special thanks to Madame Zolta Reader/Advisor"

# Hard To Die (1993/I)
- No girls were actually harmed or mistreated during the production of
  this film.
- Livestock provided by "G. Orwell's Animal Farm."
- Demon wrangler, assistant demon wrangler and stand-by demon wrangler.

# Heldentum nach Ladenschluss (1955)
- Before the film there is a note:
  'Aus einer Zeit voll Blut und Traenen gibt es noch das stumme Leiden
  Hunderttausender in den Lagern, aus denen nicht so leicht zu fliehen war
  und ist. SIE SIND NICHT VERGESSEN, wenn jetzt Eulenspiegeleien folgen:'
  (This is a producer's note meaning that although it is going to be a
  funny film, the losses of those hundredthousands in pow camps of wwii
  are not forgotten.)

# Herbstmilch (1988)
- The real-life Anna Wimschneider silently walks along a path through
  a deeply snowed landscape pushing her bicycle.
- Anna Wimschneider is heard to read a bavarian receipe for a soup
  called 'Hexmetsuppn'

# Herrliche Zeiten im Spessart (1967)
- While the whole introductory credits goods from a market places can be
  seen. All those goods have advertising on them all of which are
  equivocal and spoofing all the cast as well as the crew.

# Hideaway (1995)
- There is some additional story following the final credits.

# Hiding Out (1987)
- The song Anchors away is played by the Topsail High School
  Marching band.

# High School High (1996)
- Early in the credits, the newscaster we saw earlier reads three headlines,
  including one about a bacteria infecting movie popcorn and striking 90
  minutes after eating.
- After the credits, a crew modifies the statue of Marion Barry; we see that
  the school name and statue have been changed to Chuck Berry.
- In the opening credits: "A [nonsensical symbol]* Production
  (*The Producer Formerly Known as David Zucker)."

# Highway 61 (1991)
- Assistant Sound Editor ... Velcrow Ripper
  ADR Recordist ... Velcrow Ripper

# Homme sur les quais, L' (1993)
- Director Raoul Peck tells about the making of the movie.

# Hot Shots! (1991)
- TOPPING FOR BROWNIES
  1/2 cup butter    3 squares butter chocolate,melted
  2 1/2 cups confectioners sugar  1 or 2 teaspoons cinnamon(optional)
  2 egg yolks,beaten
  Cream butter until light and lemon coloured.
  Gradually add sugar and egg yolks. Add chocolate.
- THINGS TO DO AFTER THE MOVIE
  _start a story hour at the local library
  _help someone learn to read
  _teach someone to use a computer
  _help someone learn to speak a new language
  _organize a physical fitness programme
  _visit a dairy and see how milk is handled
  and prepared for delivery
- Bar Advisor.........John 'JB' Bandy
- NOBBY BUNS
  4 cups sifted flour 1 1/2 cups sugar
  2 teaspoons cinnamon 1 cup butter
  3 eggs
  Cream butter until well softened and add to
  sugar and eggs.Mix quickly with flour.Drop mixture
  from a teaspoon and small jagged heaps onto a cookie
  sheet and bake in 375 to 400 degrees oven.
- (At the end of credits,just before "Any similarity etc.":
  IF YOU HAD LEFT THIS THEATRE WHEN THESE CREDITS
  BEGAN , YOU'D BE HOME NOW.
- "Sound Design & Supervision.........SANDY BERMAN, M.P.S.E, RSVP"

# Hot Shots! Part Deux (1993)
- Answer to tonight's scrambled movie title: "T-2"
- Fun Fact: Actor Richard Crena invented tartar sauce.
- CAST (in order that you should know their names)
- The title scrambled in this movie...T-2
- Near the end, a voice announces "Hot Shots Part Deux was filmed in front of
  a live studio audience."
- Several cast members are listed as having the maiden name "Rodham"
- On the soundtrack list, there is a song called:
  "I GOT A LOT OF HAIR FOR A BALD GUY AND IF I WEAR IT LIKE
   THIS YOU WON'T NOTICE" by Michael Bolton
- The secret of Crying Game: She's a guy
- FUN FACT: Baseball superstar, Darryl Strawberry, spends his winters
  thinking of new excuses.

# House Party (1990)
- The roof of the house that is blown off during the opening sequence falls
  onto the two policemen during the closing credits.

# Hunchback of Notre Dame, The (1996)
- After the credits, a gargoyle says goodbye.

# I Know Where I'm Going (1945)
- We gratefully acknowledge our debt to Ian McKenzie of Iona, Malcolm
  MacKellaig as Gaelic adviser, 'John Laurie' (qv) in the Ceilidh
  Sequences, many friends on Colonsay and on the Island of Mull,
  and to true Scotsmen everywhere.
- Torquil the Golden Eagle .... Mr Ramshaw

# I'm Gonna Git You Sucka (1988)
- Kung Fu Joe (Steve James) crawls up to a cop at the scene of the film's final
  confrontation: "Slade.  I must find Slade." [rips off his shirt]
  "Kung Fu Joe is here!"
  Cop: "Sorry buddy.  They've already gone." [walks away]
  Kung Fu Joe: [calls after him] "Yo brother, do you got a bandaid?"

# In the Mouth of Madness (1995)
- After the humane society credit there is one saying something
  approximating: "This movie was supervised by the Interplanetary Humane
  Society ... Body count was high and casualties are heavy."

# Inchon (1982)
- Firm Grip          "Fingers" DePalma

# Independence Day (1996)
- "Animal action was monitored by the American Humane Association.
  No animals or aliens were harmed in the making of this film."

# Indian Summer (1993)
- The counselor's assistant Stick (played by Sam Raimi) stares into the
  camera for the entirety of the credits.

# Innocent Blood (1992)
- The story, all names, characters and incidents portrayed in this production
  are fictitious. No identification with actual persons, vampires, places,
  buildings and products is intended or should be inferred.

# Into the Night (1985)
- Nearly everything is credited in this film. Even the Used-Cars-Salesmen
  shown in commercials (Cal Worthington, Pete Ellis) and the cast of a
  b/w-movie (Abbot and Costello Meet Frankenstein) in Hamid's Appartment
  are credited

# Jabberwocky (1977)
- "All characters portrayed in this film are entirely fictitious
  and bare no resemblance to anyone living or dead, except for one."

# James and the Giant Peach (1996)
- After the credits, there is some footage of a carnival game based on the
  story being played.
- Spider Wrangler - Steven Kutcher

# Jet Pilot (1957)
- Advertising carried the credits "Starring John Wayne, Janet Leigh,
  and the United States Air Force."

# Jingle All the Way (1996)
- At the end of the credits Howard Langston, Liz Langston, and
  Jamie Langston are around the tree, and Liz says something
  along the lines of, "You went through all this work for Jamie's
  present, what did you get me?"  Then the camera zooms in on Howard
  reminiscent of the similar situation earlier in the movie.

# Joe's Apartment (1996)
- Filmed entirely in New York City except for one scene we had to go to
  Newark for.

# Karniggels (1991)
- Animals:
  Bull 1            Welsh Black
  Bull 2            Highlander Timmy
  Karniggels        Rammler I, Rammler II and Zippe
  (i.e. rabbits)

# Killer Tomatoes Eat France! (1991)
- This film was filmed entirely on location in France,
  except for bits that were filmed elsewhere.

# Killing Zoe (1994)
- The characters, events and institutions depicted in this motion
  picture are fictional.  Any similarity to actual persons or junkies,
  living or dead, is purely coincidental.

# Kiss Me Deadly (1955)
- Opening credits scroll backwards (down instead of up).

# Kleine Haie (1993)
- After the casting credits Ingo reappears and tells what happens to the
  main characters after the film.

# Komitas (1988) (TV)
- Before the credits there is a line:
  'Den Opfern des Voelkermordes'
  (To the victims of the genocide)

# Kosh ba Kosh (1993)
- After the introductory credits the following can be found:
  'To women we love'

# League of Their Own, A (1992)
- Shots of the real AAGABL old-timers playing baseball.

# Leif (1987)
- In the credits the text 'Every similarity to reality in this movie
  is much larger than it should be.' is shown.

# Lethal Weapon 3 (1992)
- During the credits you can hear that another bomb has been discovered. When
  Martin and Roger show up in their car, they have this discussion again
  whether or not to go in. Just as they stop at the building, the whole
  building explodes and you can hear Martin saying, while backing up the car,
  "I hope nobody saw us".

# Licence to Kill (1989)
- In accordance with the politically correct movement, "As tobacco
  products are used in this film" they tell us that smoking is
  dangerous to our health.

# Life of Brian (1979)
- At the very end (after copyright) is still shown:
  If you have enjoyed this film,
  why not go and see "La Noxie"?
- Moose Choreography

# Linguini Incident, The (1991)
- Rabbits ................ Hugh & Heff
- Special Effects Bras by Bart Trickel

# Lion Has Wings, The (1939)
- The producer expresses his gratitude for the co-operation which
  he received from the cast, production personnel, newsreel
  companies, the General Post Office and other documentary film
  units during the making of this picture.

# Lion King, The (1994)
- Nico Golfar is also credited as " Score Wrangler "

# Lobster Man from Mars (1989)
- No Lobsters Were Harmed During This Production, Only Eaten.

# Look Who's Laughing (1941)
- Charlie McCarthy, Edgar Bergen's ventriloquist dummy, is credited as
  playing himself.

# Look Who's Talking (1989)
- James brings Mikey to see his new sister:
  Mollie: "Hi honey."
  James: "Mikey, this is your sister Julie."
  Mollie: "Hi Julie."
  Mikey: "Hi Julie."
  Julie (voice of Joan Rivers): "Don't start with me kid.  I've had a day you
  wouldn't believe.  Can we talk?"

# Look Who's Talking Too (1990)
- Sperm Wrangler ......... Blair Clark
- Mikey's little sister Julie falls down.  Roseanne Barr's voice: "Oh, my tush
  hurts."

# Lorenzo's Oil (1992)
- During the credits pictures of children are shown,
  which were cured by "Lorenzo's Oil".

# Love & Human Remains (1993)
- Credits scroll from right to left.

# Love Potion No. 9 (1991)
- The names of the more than 300 extra's who chased Marisa through
  the city are mentioned in one large block of fine print.

# Luxo Jr. (1986)
- Computing (pixar)  mickey, donald
- Computing (CSRG, UC Berkeley) okeeffe, manet

# Making the Grade (1984)
- Palmer and Eddie will be back in

# Man Inside, The (1990)
- Before the credits there is the following:
  'LEAD STORY', Wallraff's expose of 'The Daily Standard', has become
  a best seller in Germany and throughout Western Europe. The Standard's
  readership dropped off 17% after the book's release, and the paper
  has been plagued by student demonstrations and lawsuits from its
  victims. However, nine million Germans still read it daily.
  In a subsequent ruling, the court prohibited Wallraff from mentioning
  any link between 'The Standard' and German State Security.
  The German League of Industrialists implemented a security program
  at all its major facilities to guard against future infiltration.
  Gunter Wallraff is currently working on a new project...somewhere
  in Germany.

# Man on the Eiffel Tower, The (1949)
- In the opening credits, the "City of Paris" is given fifth billing
  as a star of the film.

# Man Who Loved Redheads, The (1955)
- 'John Hart' (qv) dances the part of Sergei in the Sleeping Beauty
  extracts and appears by permission of the Covent Garden Trust.

# Man with Two Brains, The (1983)
- At the end is shown:
  Merv Griffin did not
  turn himself in and
  is at large. If you have
  any information as to
  his whereabouts, call
  your local theatre
  manager

# Mann mit dem Objektiv, Der (1961)
- Before the opening credits there's the following:
  Verehrtes Publikum!
  Bis auf den Sprung von Zeit zu Zeit entsprechen die gesellschaftlichen
  Zustaende der Gegenwart und des Jahres 2222 der historischen Wahrheit.
  Wer nachweisen kann, dass der Kommunismus nicht vor der Tuer steht,
  bekommt sein Eintrittsgeld zurueck.
  Die Direktion
  (Dear audience!
  Besides the time-travelling the social circumstances nowadays and in the
  year 2222 are the historical truth. Everybody able to show that
  communism is not up coming will get his admission back.
  The directors)

# Married to the Mob (1988)
- Michelle Pfeiffer and Matthew Modine dancing on the steps outside a building.

# Mars Attacks! (1996)
- Special effects: No living animals were barbecued during the production of
  this film.
- A flying saucer buzzes around the opening Warner Brothers logo.

# MASH (1970)
- Movie credits are read over PA system

# Masters of the Universe (1987)
- Skeltor says "I'll be back!".

# Matinee (1993)
- After the credits are complete, we are treated to a quick snippet from
  "MANT" with the Cathy Moriarty character pining, "Oh, Bill."

# Matter of Life and Death, A (1946)
- Foreword (Scrolled up the screen at the start of the film) :
- This is the story of two worlds, the one we know and another
  which exists only in the mind of a young airman whose life and
  imagination have been violently shaped by war.
  (This then scrolls up to reveal ...)
  Any resemblance to any other world, known or unknown, is
  purely coincidental.

# Medusa: Dare to Be Truthful (1992) (TV)
- During the credits we hear Medusa and her dancers in her bed giggling
  and making comments.

# Meet the Feebles (1989)
- animal treatment disclaimer:
  "The producers wish to advise that no puppets were killed or maimed
  during the production of this film."

# Melo (1986)
- The introductory credits are presented as a book containing textual
  information as well as pictures. The pages are turned by a female
  hand and turning the last (introductory) page opens the story (film).

# Merchant of Venice, The (1973) (TV)
- A Kaddish is sung over the end credits, indicating that Shylock has died.

# Mission, The (1986)
- At the end of the end credits, the Bishop reappears, indicating that he's
  not sure of his actions in the film.

# Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1974)
- There are no credits at the end of MPatHG.  The screen goes black
  and music plays for at least 5 minutes.  All the credits are
  in the beginning
- Under the disclaimer about "All similarities to actual events....", there
  is a line which reads "Signed Richard M. Nixon"
- M0nti Pyth0n lk den H0lie Grailen
- R0tern nik Akten Di
- Wik
- Als0 wik
- Wi n0t trei a h0liday in Sweden this yer?
- See the l0veli lakes
- The wonderful teleph0ne system
- And mani interesting furry animals
-       The Producers would like to thank The Forestry Commission
        Doune Admissions Ltd, Keir and Cowdor Estates, Stirling
        University, and the people of Doune for their help in the
        making of this film.
        The Characters and incidents portrayed and the names used
        are fictitious and any similarity to the names, characters,
        or history of any person is entirely accidental and
        unintentional.
                        Signed RICHARD M. NIXON
- Including the majestic m00se
- A M00se once bit my sister ...
- No realli!  She was Karving her initials on the m00se
  with the sharpened end of an interspace t00thbrush given
  her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and
  star of many Norwegian m0vies:  "The H0t Hands of an Oslo
  Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge M0lars of Horst
  Nordfink".
- We apologise for the fault in the
  subtitles.  Those responsible have been
  sacked.
- Mynd you, m0se bites Kan be pretty nasti...
- We apologise again for the fault in the subtitles.  Those
  responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked
  have been sacked.
- M00se trained by        TUTTE HERMSGERV0RDENBR0TB0RDA
- Special M00se Effects   OLAF PROT
  M00se Costumes          SIGGI CHURCHILL
  M00se Choreographed by  HORST PROT III
  Miss Taylor's M00ses by HENGST DOUGLAS-HOME
  M00se trained to mix
  concrete and sign com-
  plicated insurance
  forms by                JURGEN WIGG
  M00ses' noses wiped by  BJORN IRKESTOM-SLATER WALKER
- Large m00se on the left
  half side of the screen
  in the third scene from
  the end, given a thorough
  grounding in Latin,
  French and "O" Level
  Geography by            BO BENN
- Suggestive poses for the
  M00se suggested by      VIC ROTTER
  Antler-care by          LIV THATCHER
- The directors of the firm hired to
  continue the credits after the other
  people had been sacked, wish it to
  be known that they have just been
  sacked.
- The credits have been completed
  in an entirely different style at
  great expense and at the last
  minute.
- Executive Producer
        JOHN GOLDSTONE & "RALPH" The Wonder Llama
- The Producers would like to thank The Forestry Commission
  Doune Admissions Ltd, Keir and Cowdor Estates, Stirling
  University, and the people of Doune for their help in the
  making of this film.
  The Characters and incidents portrayed and the names used
  are fictitious and any similarity to the names, characters,
  or history of any person is entirely accidental and
  unintentional.
  Signed RICHARD M. NIXON
  JOHN GOLDSTONE & "RALPH" The Wonder Llama
  EARL J. LLAMA
  MIKE Q. LLAMA III
  SY LLAMA
  MERLE Z. LLAMA IX
  Directed By
  40 SPECIALLY TRAINED
  ECUADORIAN MOUNTAIN LLAMAS
  6 VENEZUELAN RED LLAMAS
  142 MEXICAN WHOOPING LLAMAS
  14 NORTH CHILEAN GUANACOS
  (CLOSELY RELATED TO THE LLAMA)
  REG LLAMA OF BRIXTON
  76000 BATTERY LLAMAS
  FROM "LLAMA-FRESH" FARMS NEARE PARAGUAY
  and
  TERRY GILLIAM AND TERRY JONES

# Monty Python Live at the Hollywood Bowl (1982)
- The big screen on the scene first says THE END.
  After a while it changes to PISS OFF.

# Moonraker (1979)
- [Filmed at ...] Pinewood Studios (London) and on location in
  Italy, Brazil, Guatemala, U.S.A. and Outer Space!

# Moonshine Mountain (1964)
- "Directed by Herchell Gordon Lewis, who ought to know better, but don't"

# Mr. and Mrs. Bridge (1990)
- Shakespearean Tutor to Mr. Newman - Senator Bob Dole

# Muppet Movie, The (1979)
- Close-up of Animal shouting "Movie over!  Go Home!  Go Home!"

# Murder by Death (1976)
- "starring (in diabolical order)"

# Mutant on the Bounty (1989)
- Outtake of actors cracking up over scene where dead alien splatters all over
  their spaceship cabin.

# Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie (1996)
- When "Puppet handlers" comes up crow says "There were no puppets in this
  movie."
- On going joke about some guy named Rando in the credits.
- When special effects came up "Excuse me sir, all the magic in this movie
  will be done by THE AMAZING RANDO!"
- At the end of the credits in action voice "All rights are reserved Calahan."
  Grunts: "Oh yeah, but what about the rights of that little girl."

# Naked Gun 2 1/2: The Smell of Fear, The (1991)
- "People who didn't have lines, but
        We Like 'Em!              "
        ============              "
- Sound Mixer ................ Richard Bryce Goodman
- Mr. Goodman's Hearing Aid .. Beverly Hills Ear Boutique
- Hairdressers ........
  Set Dressers ........
  Cross Dressers ...... George LoCash
                 ...... Vance Collins
- Film Loader ......... Steven Robert Lund
  Loaded Filmer ....... Phil Elberg
- Secretary to Mr. Weiss ..... Mimi Wolan
  Wardrobe for Mr. Weiss ..... Beverly Hills High, Wide and Handsome
- Worst Boy:            Adolf Hitler
- In Case of Tornado:   South-west corner of cellar
- Crane Grip .................. Lloyd Barcroft
  Dolly Grip .................. Jon Falkengren
  Poli-Grip ................... Martha Raye
  What the Hell is a Grip? .... Person responsible for maintenance and
                                adjustment to equipment on the set
- General Foreman ...... John Hoskins
  General Schwarzkopf .. Welcome Home
  Foremen .............. Guy A. MacLaury
           .............. Joseph Santre
           .............. Bernard McPherson
           .............. Michael Bunch
  George Formen ........ 6'4" 250 lbs. Age: 42 Won: 60 Lost: 3 KO's:65
- Production Painters ..... Nick Bridwell
                        ..... Donnie R. Puga
  Impressionist Painters .. Vincent Van Gogh
                           .. Edgar "Skip" Degas
- Driver Captain ....... Ray McLaughlin
  Co-Captain ........... Dan Brooks
  Navigator ............ Rabbi Brian Thau
  Bombardier ........... Alan Ladwig
- Deep Sea Drivers ..... Steve Brodsky
                  ..... Jimmy Ferrara
                  ..... Wayne Campbell
                  ..... Gina August
- Stock Librarian ...... Suzy Lafer
  Stock Answer ......... "I'll have it ready in the morning"
- Stunts:
    Phil "Kamikaze" Adams
    "Crazy" Bruce Barbour
    "Reckless" Dwayne McGee
    David "Headlong Plunge" Powledge
    Jeff "Thud" Ramsey
    Don "Headfirst" Pulford
    "Dangling" Kaye Wade
    Charlie "White Knuckles" Brewer
    Eugene "Splat" Collier
    Mickey "This Guy's Really Nuts!" White
    Jimmy "Tailspin" Jue
    Eric "Aaarrrgggghhhh" Norris
    Lobster Stunt Breast ........ Miss V
    Mr. Griffith's Stunt Butt ... Chuck Le Fever
- Voice of George Bush (John Roarke): "All right, let's see if I've got this
  straight now.  Energy efficiency - good. Drilling in arctic national wildlife
  refuge - bad."
  [A knock]
  Voice: "Uh, Mr. President, is everything okay in there?"
  President: "Yeah, I'm fine, thanks." [sound of toilet flushing]

# Naked Gun 33 1/3: The Final Insult (1994)
- In the middle of the credits: DON'T LEAVE YET
- YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE:
  WILL THE OWNER OF A BLUE HONDA ACCORD, LIC.# Z2W435,
  PLEASE REPORT TO THE PARKING LOT. YOUR LIGHTS ARE ON.
  THANK YOU.
- GEEZ, THESE CREDITS ARE LONG
- For Further Reading we Suggest:
  PHIL SHERIDAN AND HIS ARMY
  by DR. PAUL ANDREW HUTTON,
  University of Nebraska Press, 1985
  OR
  Visit Your Local Library
- After "NO ANIMALS WERE HARMED DURING THE FILMING...":
  HOWEVER, SOME SPECIES DID BECOME EXTINCT
  DURING PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY:
  SPECIES                                        CAUSE OF DEATH
- Northern Horned Barn Owl (approx. 15)          Soundstage Fire
  Striped Red Heinied Tapir (last pair)          Grip Truck
  Wooly Fettered Tree Squirrel (approx. 100)     Crew Lunch
- Too much make-up........Tammy Faye Bakker
- Kiss and Make up........Burt and Loni

# Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!, The (1988)
- "Man and Woman deleted from fireworks scene... GREG & MARSHA BRESLAU"
- "Mr. Weiss Wardrobe........................... ANDREA THAU"
- "Mr. Weiss Divorce Attourney.................. MARSHA DURKO"
- [Note: Mr. Weiss is the Second Unit Director]
- "In case of tornado........................... SOUTH-WEST CORNER OF
                                                 BASEMENT"

# Nancy Goes to Rio (1950)
- based on a story by Jane Hall, Frederick Kohner and Ralph Block
- Miss Miranda accompanied by Bando da Lua

# Netherworld (1992)
- Two well-dressed corpses sitting at a table.  One sips a drink and asks "What
  is this tafia shit anyway?" (referring to the drink).  The other one says, "I
  don't know."

# Next (1989)
- "Peter the Director" looks exactly like Peter Hall (qv) and,
  naturally is reading one of Hall's books. The halo means that he's
  St. Peter, and that Shakespeare has been auditioning to get into
  Heaven.
  The plays Shakespeare runs through:
  1) HENRY V - "Wooden O" (I.prologue) and "brave fleet with silken
  streamers" (III.prologue); 2) Julius Caesar ("Et tu"); 3) Antony
  and Cleopatra; 4) Coriolanus (V.iii. Volumnia kneeling to her
  son to save Rome); 5) Henry VIII; 6) Romeo and Juliet; 7) Henry
  IVs (part 2, V.i.); 8) Richard II "[Dashes the glass upon the
  ground]" (IV.i); 9) Henry VIs (Joan of Arc and the red and white
  roses); 10) Richard III (the little princes); 11) Troilus and
  Cressida (Achilles: "Come tie his body to my horse's tail,/Along
  the field I will the Troyan trail." V.viii); 12) A Midsummer
  Night's Dream; 13) Hamlet; 14) Othello; 15) Titus Andronicus
  ("..there they are, both baked in this pie;/Whereof their moth
  daintily hath fed..." V.iii); 16) The Tempest; 17) As You Like
  It; 18) Macbeth; 19) All's Well That Ends Well ("When thou canst
  get the ring upon my finger...and show me a child beggoten of
  thy body...then call me husband..." III.ii); 20) Taming of the
  Shrew; 21) Much Ado About Nothing; 22) Merry Wives of Windsor
  (V.v); 23) The Merchant of Venice (III.ii) 24) King John ("The
  wall is high, and yet will I leap down..." IV.iii); 25) Love's
  Labour's Lost; 26) Pericles (III.ii); 27) Lear; 28) Comedy of
  Errors; 29) Two Gentlemen of Verona; 30) Twelfth Night; 31)
  Timon of Athens; 32) Winter's Tale ("[Exit pursued by a bear.]"
  III.iii); 33) Measure for Measure; 34) Cymbeline ("[Jupiter
  descends in thunder and lightening, sitting upon an eagle...]"
  V.iv).


# NoHo (1995)
- For outdoor's decoration the credits mention the 'Berliner Bausenat'
  (Berlin town-planning department)

# Odd Couple, The (1968)
- When the credits for Cecily and Gwendolyn Pigeon are displayed,
  they are first in the wrong order (since Oscar also keeps mixing
  them up,) and after a couple of seconds they shift to their
  correct positions.

# Old Dark House, The (1932)
- After the introductory credits there is a 'producer's note':
- 'Karloff, the mad butler in this production, is the same Karloff who
  created the part of the mechanical monster in "Frankenstein". We explain
  this to settle all disputes in advance, even though such disputes are a
  tribute to his great versality.'

# One Crazy Summer (1986)
- At the end of the credits:
  THE FILM'S OVER ... YOU CAN GO NOW
- The film-makers wish to thank the Massachusetts Film Bureau and the
  people of Cape Cod and Nantucket who survided ONE CRAZY SUMMER.

# Oscar (1991)
- Face on the Cutting Room Floor ........ Joe Dante

# Over Exposed (1984)
- The writer, Lee Lankford, got so frustrated with the production, he demanded
  (in writing) that his screen credit be "Elossa Gib" (which reads Big Asshole
  backwards).
  Apparantly he felt he was a big asshole for taking the assignment as the
  shooting schedule was so intense.
- The picture was really edited by James Jaeger, who was a film editor before
  directing and producing.  This was one of the first features to be edited
  off-line
  on video tape.

# Ozone (1993)
- After the legal stuff disclaimer there can be found the following:
  'we mean it!
  you will be given a lethal doze of OZONE
  if you are caught bootlegging this movie!
  bootlegging for money is theft!'
- Nearly at the end of the credits there is the following paragraph:
  'this motion picture was shot entirely on location in
  Akron, Ohio and surrounding neighborhouuds.
  (okay, so we lied, we shot one scene in Canton.)

# Paradis utan biljard, Ett (1991)
- Any possible similarities to real persons are intentional.

# Passport to Pimlico (1949)
- Dedicated to the memory of Clothing Coupons and Ration cards.

# Pastor Hall (1940)
- The story of the individual in Europe during the past decade has
  shown us how much more potent is Truth when compared to fiction.
  "Pastor Hall" is based on authentic, verified facts
- "To the day when it may be shown in Germany - this film is dedicated."

# Perfect Weapon, The (1991)
- Before the credits there is the following line:
  'This film is dedicated to Ed Parker and the spirit of Kenpo.'

# Phantasm II (1988)
- Final credit (copyright notice): "...violators will face severe
  civil and criminal penalties and the wrath of the Tall Man."

# Planes, Trains & Automobiles (1987)
- Advertising exec William Windom examining a bunch of pictures.

# Pope Must Die, The (1991)
- "Filmed entirely in Europe, not far from the Vatican."

# Positively True Adventures of the Alleged Texas Cheerleader-Murdering Mom, The (1993) (TV)
- credits end with
  "Finally, no spiders or cheerleaders were killed in the
  making of this movie"

# Power Within, The (1995)
- Dedicated to "HE WHO DESTINES ALL THINGS"

# Project A (1983)
- Outtakes are shown under the closing credits, including a third shot of
  the stunt from the clock, where 'Jackie Chan' (qv) bounces off the second
  awning and misses the third one entirely.

# Promised Land (1988)
- Best Dog ... Cheetah

# Pulp Fiction (1994)
- Long Haired Yuppie Scum - Lawrence Bender

# Quiz Show (1994)
- After credits:
- Charles Van Doren went to work for the Encyclopedia Britannica.
  Today he writes books and lives in the family home in Cornwall, Connecticut.
  He never taught again.
- Richard Goodwin became a speechwriter for the 1960 Kennedy campaign and then
  a member of the White House staff. After the assassination of Robert Kennedy,
  he retired from politics to become a writer.
- Herbert Stempel went to work for the New York City Transit Department. He
  still lives in Queens.
- Albert Freedman works for Penthouse Magazine.
- After years in exile, Dan Enright and Jack Barry returned to television with
  "The Joker's Wild". It made them millionaires.
- NBC and Geritol were never implicated in the quiz show scandals.

# Rain Man (1988)
- Throughout the movie, Raymond is taking pictures.  The pictures that he takes
  are shown as the background for the credits.

# Raising Arizona (1987)
- Baby Wrangler

# Reckless Kelly (1993)
- No fly was harmed during the making of this motion picture.

# Repo Man (1984)
- Credits scroll down instead of up

# Return of Jafar, The (1993) (V)
- At the end of the movie, Abismal says " Does this mean I don't get my third
  wish?"

# Rhubarb (1951)
- The opening cast list ends: "and introducing the newest
  addition to Hollywood's great galaxy of stars -- that dynamic,
  exciting, scintillating personality RHUBARB (by special
  arrangement with the S.P.C.A.) ...A.H.A. Y.M.C.A. U.C.L.A.
  B.P.O.E. R.F.C.)"

# Rising Sun (1993)
- There is a credit in Rising Sun thanking "The MIT Leg Lab" and "Marc
  Raibert and his Running Team."  This refers to a short scene where
  the two detectives go out to a fancy-looking research lab (really a
  water treatment plant; also used as the set for Starfleet Academy on
  the TV series "Star Trek - The Next Generation).  In the background
  of some of the shots there are two legged robots: one hopping in a
  circle in a tea-house; the other bouncing up a garden path.
     These robots are actually academic research projects from the MIT
  AI Lab's Legged Locomotion Lab. They really do hop about and maintain
  their balance.  Power comes from off-board hydraulic pumps (hence the
  guy in the background (me!) pulling hoses for the robot), and body
  attitude is sensed with gyroscopes.  A human with a joystick tells
  the robot what direction to go, and the control algorithms (which are
  the real subject of Leg Lab research) maintain speed, direction, and
  balance.
     However, the robots aren't designed for special effects. They're
  always being modified, and they tend to break down frequently. This
  made shooting in the hot july sun of the San Fernando Valley a real
  nightmare, with transputers crashing in the heat, stuck gyros, and
  hydraulic leaks.
     Three grad students and a professor worked steadily for about a
  month before Hollywood, and then five days on the set and on location
  to get the robots in about 15 seconds of film.  The credits are:
  Marc Raibert (our prof), and Charles Francois, Rob Playter and Lee
  Campbell (me) who are students.  We three students appear in the film
  in white lab coats acting like Robot Scientists!!

# River Runs Through It, A (1992)
- No fish were killed or injured during the making of A RIVER RUNS THROUGH IT.
  The producers would like to point out that, although
  the Macleans kept their catch as was common earlier
  in this century, enlightened fisherman today endorse
  a "catch and release" policy to assure that this priceless
  resource swims free to fight another day.  Good fishing.

# Roadhouse 66 (1984)
- Western Union Man as Himself

# Roadkill (1989)
- Hardly any animals were killed during the filming of this movie

# Robert A. Heinlein's The Puppet Masters (1994)
- Alien Arrival Sequence by ... Mr. Film

# Robocop (1987)
- The standard copyright notice at the end of the film includes a warning that
  "This motion picture is protected under the laws of the United States
  and other countries and its unauthorized duplication, distribution or
  exhibition may result in civil liability and criminal prosecution by
  enforcement droids."

# Rocky III (1982)
- At the end of the credits there is the following paragraph:
  'This film is dedicated to the enduring memory of Jane Oliver'

# Roger & Me (1989)
- This film can not be shown in Flint.
  All the theaters have closed.
- The Flint Plasma Center is open Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday,
  Thursday, and Friday.  They are closed Saturday and Sunday.

# Roxanne (1987)
- Roxanne telling Charlie that she's named the comet "Comet Kowalski" - after
  her own surname.

# Rumpelstiltskin (1995)
- Grip Dog      ASIF

# Running Man, The (1987)
- Announcer's voiceover: "The Running Man has been brought to you by: Breakaway
  Paramilitary Uniforms, Orville Pure Procreation Pills, and Cadre Cola - it
  hits the spot.
    Promotional considerations paid for by Elton Flame Throwers,
  Wainright Electrical Launchers, and Hammand & Gates Chain Saws.
    Damon Gillian's wardrobe by Chez Antoine, 19th century
  craftsmanship for the 21st century man.
    Cadre trooper and studio guard's sidearms provided by Colt
  Chester, the pistol of patriots.
    Remember, tickets for the ICS studio tour are always available
  for class A citizens in good standing.
    If you'd like to be a contestant on The Running Man, send a
  self-addressed, stamped envelope to ICS Talent Hunt, care of your local
  affiliate, and then go out and do something really despicable!
    I'm Bill Hilgen. Good night and take care!"

# Safety in Numbers (1930)
- Accidentally, Lombard was listed in the credits in this, her first Paramount
  release, as Carole (instead of  Carol as in her previous billings).  They
  decided that this would now be the official spelling and she went along with
  it.  She legally changed her name to Carole Lombard in 1936.  Only in her
  first film, "A Perfect Crime (1921)" did she use her real name, Jane
  Peters.

# Salmonberries (1991)
- Shortly before the end of the credits there is the following paragraph:
  'No animals were killed exclusively for the production of this film. Furs
  were worn simply to depict the lifestyle of the native Inupiat culture.'

# Scanners (1980)
- Assistant to Mr Heroux ... Kim Obrist
  Kim Obrist is the name of the lead female character.

# Scenes from the Class Struggle in Beverly Hills (1989)
- After the introductory credits the following can be found:
  'for L.B. who might have smiled'

# Schwarzbunt Maerchen (1989)
- At the credits for direction the following can be found:
  'Wahrscheinlich Distel oder Imke' (Probably Distel or Imke)
  Distel and Imke are two cows both of which are credited before as
  actors like all other cows 'playing' in this movie.

# Se7en (1995)
- Credits roll up instead of down

# Serial Mom (1994)
- No flies were injured or killed in the making of this motion picture.

# Shall We Dance? (1937)
- When George Gershwin's name appears in the credits, a bit of
  "Rhapsody in Blue" plays on the soundtrack.

# She's Having a Baby (1988)
- Various stars suggesting baby names -
  Kirstie Alley, Harry Anderson, Jay and Michael Astin, Dan Aykroyd, Matthew
  Broderick, John Candy, Dyan Cannon, Belinda Carlisle, Ted Danson, Judi Evans,
  Woody Harrelson, Robert Hays, "Magic" Johnson, Michael Keaton, Joanna Kerns,
  Penny Marshall, Bill Murray, Roy Orbison, Cindy Pickett, Annie Potts,
  John Ratzenberger, Ally Sheedy, Lyman Ward, Wil Wheaton, Warren Zevon.

# Ship Ahoy (1942)
- Closing Credit: The End America Needs your Money
  Buy Defense Bonds and Stamps Every Payday.

# Shuttlecock (1991)
- Nearly at the end of the credits there is the following:
  '"SHUT TLE COCK" (shu' el kok), A rounded piece of cork stuck with
  feathers that is struck back and forth in badminton.'

# Silver Fleet, The (1943)
- I know death hath ten thousand several doors for men to take their exits.

# Singles (1992)
- Outtakes after credits on video version
- Steve (Campbell Scott) goes to a house looking for Linda (Kyra Sedgwick), but
  a woman at the house (Debbie Mazar) tells him that she's moved out to live
  with some guy.
- Steve walks down the street past the mime (Eric Stoltz) to the magazine stand
  where the magazines on the rack start talking to him, giving him advice.  He
  goes home to his apartment.
- David (Jim True) walks down a street.  His voiceover says that Steve's search
  for the perfect girl is a trap, and that he lives his own life like a French
  movie where everyone is cool and no attachments are made.  He enters a
  beatnik club where a woman (Lara Harris) recites a poem in French.  She sits
  down with him for a brief conversation in French and they leave together.

# Sister Act (1992)
- Newspaper and magazine clipping of the nun choir.

# Skidoo (1968)
- Harry Nilsson *sings* the credits.

# Sleepaway Camp II: Unhappy Campers (1988)
- (Thank You For Reading The Credits)

# Smokey and the Bandit II (1980)
- Outtakes during the credits.

# Space Jam (1996)
- After the credits, various characters quarrel over who gets to say
  "That's All Folks", then 'Michael Jordan (I)' (qv) says a line.

# Spirit of '76, The (1990)
- All people listed in credits have their astrological signs listed too.

# Splash (1984)
- Tom Hanks and Daryl Hannah swimming and coming to an underwater city.

# Spring Awakening (1994) (TV)
- Store signs on main street St. Luois sceen are the names of local production
  company. ie "Bungie's Books" name of local grip, Dave Bungie

# Spy Hard (1996)
- Emergency Operator: 911
- Captains of the Enterprise: James T. Kirk
                              Jean-Luc Picard
- Still Waters: Run Deep
- Horse Translator: Dr Doolittle
- Dead Sculptors: Michelangelo
                Rodin
- This film owned by the Juice Mafia
- Sketches: Vincent Van Gogh

# Star Trek: First Contact (1996)
- After 'Stunt Players' are listed, the 'Stunt Borg' are listed.

# Stardust (1974)
- The male dancers ( extras )in the dance hall scene, dancing to
  "the tits and bums" were supplied by the Army Apprentices College,Harrogate,
  Yorkshire, UK. In particular John HICKMAN, Peter COSSON and Neil TURNER.

# State of the Union (1948)
- Katharine Hepburn's name is misspellt in the opening credits!

# Stoned Age, The (1994)
- After all the end credits have rolled up, the picture comes back showing
  Joe and Hubbs leaving a liquor store. Outside the store two members of
  Blue Oyster Cult (playing themselves) try to sell them some B.O.C.
  t-shirts, but they refuse saying the shirts look obviously fake.

# Straight to Hell (1987)
- Karl's Disco-Wieners now for sale in the foyer
- Coming Soon... BACK TO HELL

# Strange Brew (1983)
- Bob and Doug talk about their movie.

# Stuff, The (1985)
- Brooke Adams holding a container of Stuff as in a commercial: "Enough is
  never enough."

# Stupids, The (1996)
- Trust in the Lloyd.
- The persons and events in this motion picture are fictitious.
  Any similarity to actual persons, events or space aliens is
  unintentional.  No space aliens were harmed in any way during the
  making of this film.

# Summer Job (1989)
- Court Jester ........... Kim Kennedy

# sweetie (1989)
- The credits first list Jane Campion as director and then there is a
  note 'For my sister'.

# Take a Letter, Darling (1942)
- At the end of the last scene, the camera zooms in on a
  billboard, which shows the closing credits...and an ad for
  the film's fictional tobacco company.

# Tapeheads (1988)
- Fetish Video Directrix: Abbe Wool
- Completion Bond: The Completion Bond Company
- People who gave us stuff for free
- Roscoe sings:
  "Yo, friends, check this out!
   Hold on a minute,
   Don't leave yet,
   Roscoe's end credits
   Are your best bet!
   ...
   Now that I've come to
   The end of my tune,
   Drop another six bucks
   And come back soon."
- "Repave Amerika"
   Performed by Bob Roberts
   Written by Tim Robbins
   Choir conducted by Gil Robbins
   Produced by David Robbins
- Also, thanks to: MENUDO
- THIS MOTION PICTURE IS PROTECTED UNDER THE LAWS OF THE
  UNITED STATES AND OTHER COUNTRIES.  ANY UNAUTHORIZED
  EXHIBITION, DISTRIBUTION, OR REPRODUCTION OF THIS MOTION
  PICTURE OR VIDEOTAPE OR ANY PART THEREOF (INCLUDING
  SOUNDTRACK) MAY RESULT IN SEVERE CIVIC AND CRIMINAL
  PENALTIES.  BREAK THE LAW -- GO TO JAIL!
- [after final credits, one minute of video static
  with the following text]
  Oh ... and by the way, the next time you're passing
  through Santa Monica, CA., stop in at Renee's
  Courtyard Cafe.

# Teeth (1996)
- credits by some other guy

# Terminal Exposure (1987)
- Beverly Hills Unit:
  Psychiatric Consultant .. Dr. Edmond Nutz
  Chiropractic Consultant . James Rolf
  Tanning Consultant ...... U.V. Red
  Palimony Consultant .... Marvin Rippolfson
  Silicone Consultant ..... B.G. Brest
  Japanese Gardening ...... Kurosawa Klippers
  Spago Liaison ........... Tom Kaplan
  Executive in Charge of Croissants .. Georges Bide
  Executive in Charge of Pool Cleaning .. Gary Sweep
- The makers of this motion picture consumed mass quantities
  of pizza, orange juice and water during the production. They
  never used drugs and have no intention of doing so in the future.
  Say "no" to drugs and have a long and happy life. Unless,
  of course, you are run over by an RTD driver, in which case
  you will have a short but happy life.
- Any similarity between asses portrayed in this motion picture
  and real asses, living or dead, are purely coincidental.
- The Producers would like to assure that no animals were injured
  in the making of this motion picture. Unfortunately, the same
  cannot be said of some of our actors.
- But seriously, folks...
  Any unauthorized duplication, distribution and exploitation
  of this motion picture will result in criminal prosecution
  and for all you video pirates out there, that means get your
  hands off our movie or we'll come after you with a loaded gun.
- When in California, visit the Omega Studios. The tour lasts
  only 30 seconds and is cheap, especially for blondes over
  5 ft. 8 in. with blue eyes, who may win an intimate dinner
  for two with the producer of this motion picture.

# That Sinking Feeling (1979)
- The action of this film takes place in a fictious town
  called Glasgow. Any resemblance to any real town
  called Glasgow is purely coincidental.

# That Thing You Do! (1996)
- Soundtrack released on the fictional Play-tone records.
- Stories of what the band did after their breakup and a picture of the
  band after all the credits.
- The base player has no character name, he is only referred to as "The
  Base Player," (T.B. Player).

# This Is Spinal Tap (1984)
- Rob Reiner interviews all the members of the band.
- The credits state that the band Spinal Tap is fictional, and add
  "And there's no Easter Bunny, either!"

# This Is the Army (1943)
- In the Credits, the cast members a listed in following order:
    first the members, who never were members at the US forces,
    than the members of the US Armed Forces, starting wit Lt. Ronal Reagan.
- "We wish to thank Mr Irving Berlin for making with motion picture possible
   through his two soldier shows 'Yip, Yip, Yaphank'-1918
   'This Is The Army' -1943"
- "This motion picture is distributed for the benefit of the US Army
  emergency relief fund"

# THX 1138 (1970)
- Credits roll up instead of down, and are at the beginning of the movie.

# Tin Toy (1988)
- Tinny as the Tin Toy
- Billy as himself
- Also appearing:
- Gumbo, Les, Flip'n Beth, Ace, Clocky, Spot, Zoo Train, Chrome Dome,
  Eben's Car, Rallye Guy, Fire Hydrant, Helicopter Sheep, Toypot,
  Frodo, Boundy, RenderMan.
- Babies John Looked At a Lot: Timmy McDonald, Wesley Kentor, Julia
  Reeves, Anna and Laura Deering, Katie Lynne Poff.
- Very, Very Special Thanks: Steve Jobs

# Tiny Toon Adventures: How I Spent My Vacation (1992) (V)
- Reason This Movie Went Straight to Home Video:
  Cuz It's So Darned Good!
- Original Running Time:
  8 Hours, 47 Minutes
- Hey, What About That Urkel Kid?
  Is He Funny Or What?
- First Theatrical Screening:
  June 8, 1991
  Old Orchard Theater
  Skokie, Illinois
  Last Theatrical Screening:
  (Same as Above.)
- This Film Has Been Edited
  For Your Protection
- Do Not Back Up
  Severe Tire Damage
- Man in Sound Recording Booth Who Pushes
  That Funny Red Button a Lot
  Link Poonie
- Moral of the Story (Pick One):
  1. Enjoy Your Vacation.
  2. Relish Your Youth.
  3. Don't Pick Up Chainsaw-Wielding Hitchhikers.
  4. Feature Length Movies Should Not Have 18 Different Plots
- Additional Viking Dialogue
  Jerry Van Dyke
- These End Credits
  Are Interminable
- Top 4 Reasons A Caricature of David Letterman Is In This Video"
  4. We Admire His Comedy Stylings.
  3. We Wanted to Use Merv Griffin, But He Threatened to Sue
  2. We Needed Some Filler.
  1. We're Brown-Nosing Weasels Who Want Him
  to Mention Us On His Show.
- Other Stuff Done By
  Some Guy Named Bob
- And That's the Final End Credit.
  [blank screen]
  We Lied.
- Valhalla
  as Himself
- Our Only Regret:
  Joe Piscopo
- Woman Who Cleans Studio
  Queegee Bananahoe
- The characters in this photoplay are fictitious. Any similarity
  to persons living, dead, or undead, for that matter, is purely
  coincidental.
- Suggested Retail Price
  $19.95 Without Rebate
  With Rebate
  About a Buck and a Quarter

# To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar (1995)
- Noah Kidron Style .... Best Baby  (Noah was born to director
  'Beeban Kidron' (qv) the day after principal photography wrapped.)

# Top Secret! (1984)
- Focus Puller          Tony Strachan
- Habe Roasher ........ Helen Roberts
  Clapper Loader        John Fletcher
- The Third Man ....... Guido Reidy
  Focus Loader          Jack Williams
  Clapper Puller        Tom Brown
  Puller Clapper        Joe Taylor
  Clapper Clapper       Edward Davis
  Flipper Flapper       Jane Thomas
- Hey Diddle Diddle     The Cat And The Fiddle
- Foreez                A Jolly Good Fellow
- This Space For Rent   [ this is in the middle of an otherwise blank screen ]

# Tourist Trap (1979)
- In the credits, Mr. Slausen is spelled differently than on all of the
  signs in the movie with his name.

# Tromeo and Juliet (1995)
- Worst Boy Adolf Hitler
- People who did not act in this movie Michele Pfeiffer

# Tron (1982)
- A section of the end credits is in Taiwanese.

# Tsui Kun II (1994)
- Closing credits roll over outtakes, including two fighters accidentally
  knocking heads and getting bleeding noses.

# Tune in Tomorrow... (1990)
- The opening credits are read over the radio instead of being shown.

# Uncle Buck (1989)
- John Candy's voice shouts, "Wake up!"

# Underachievers, The (1987)
- Special Thanks To:
    [..]
  No Thanks To:
    Jughead, Cokehead, Bumblebee, and the Dork
    (and you know who you are...)

# Verlorene Ehre der Katharina Blum, Die (1975)
- The legal disclaimer reads as follows:
  'Personen und Handlung sind frei erfunden. Aehnlichkeiten mit
  gewissen journalistischen Handlungen sind weder beabsichtigt
  noch zufaellig, sondern unvermeidlich.'
  (Characters and plot are purely fictious. Similarities with
  certain journalistic practices are neither intended nor
  coincidental, but unevitable.)

# Visiteurs, Les (1993)
- After the final credits role, stick around for a
  "Hello to all you credits-lovers!"
  accompanied by a waving medieval knight.

# Viva Max! (1969)
- "all characters depicted in this motion picture except John Wayne are
    ficticious and any similarity to actual persons....."

# Volunteers (1985)
- Tom Hanks' character has firstname "Lawrence". Hanks saves
  the village. As film fades to black for credits, a large
  group of "volunteers" gather around Hanks. Just as black
  for start of credits shows, chants of "Lawrence, Lawrence,
  Lawrence..." are heard. Absolutely a tribute to scene of
  O'Toole as Lawrence of Arabia marching across traintop
  to chants of "Lawrence, Lawrence, Lawrence..."

# Warnung vor einer heiligen Nutte (1971)
- The film begins with the line: 'Hochmut kommt vor dem Fall.'
  (Arrogance comes before ruin)
- Before the credits the following can be found:
  'Ich sage Ihnen, dass ich oft sterbensmuede bin, das Menschliche
  darzustellen ohne am Menschlichen teilzuhaben. - Thomas Mann'
  (I tell you that I am often deadly tired to represent human kind
  without to participate in human kind.)

# Waxwork (1988)
- Dedicated to Hammer, Argento, Romero, Dante, Landis, Spielberg,
  Wells, Carpenter, Mom and Dad, and many more ...

# Wayne's World (1992)
-       Wayne: "Right, excellent movie.  All right!"
        Garth: "Good one!"
        [Fade in to Wayne and Garth on their basement couch]
        Wayne: "All right.  Well that's all the time we have for our movie.
  We hope you found it entertaining, whimsical and yet relevant, with an
  underlined revisionist conceit that belie the film's emotional attachments
  to the subject matter."
        Garth: "I just hope you didn't think it sucked!"
        Wayne: "Okay, so thank you for coming.  Good night and party on!"
        Garth: "Party on, Wayne!"
        Wayne: "Party on, Garth!"
        [Fade to black]
-       [Fade in to Wayne and Garth on their couch looking at magazines]
        Garth: "You know, I don't think anyone's going to tell us when to
                leave."
        Wayne: "Yeah, good call Garth.  Uh, I bet we're just going to sit
                here and when they're finished they'll fade to black."
        [Fade to black]
        Garth: "I can't believe they did that."
        Wayne: "I told ya."

# Wayne's World 2 (1993)
- Wayne and Garth have to clean up after the Waynestock event.
  They are supervised by the Indian who led them to Jim Morrison.
  The Indian has a tear running down his cheek after looking at the mess left
  behind.
  Wayne (to Indian) : "Don't worry, we'll clean it up."

# Werner - Beinhart! (1990)
- After the introductory credits there is a faked film tear, the screen
  becomes white and the shadow silhouette of a man can be seen, shouting
  'Bescheid' (What's on!). This cannot really be translated but spoofes
  a more popular joke of 'Werner', one of which has been widely integrated
  in ordinary day language in Germany.

# Wes Craven's New Nightmare (1994)
- Freddie Krueger .... as himself
- Near the end of the credits reads: "Some parts of this motion picture
  were inspired by actual events.  Others may be attributed to the
  overactive imagination of a five-year-old boy" ... "The names of certain
  of the characters portrayed have been changed to protect the innocent.
  Certain incidents portrayed have been dramatized. With the exclusion of
  those courageous individuals who portrayed themselves, any similarity to
  the name, character or history of any person, living or dead, is entirely
  coincidnetal and unintentional."

# When Nature Calls (1985)
- Separate credits sequence at end of film for the various animals
  used in the film is interrupted by a clip from the intro to
  "Leave It to Beaver", introducing "Jerry Mathers... as the Beaver"
  Script Proctologist: Steve Fox
  Creative Force: Warren Leight
  First Executive Mom: Elizabeth Beim
  Magic Fingers: Angie Lawrence
- At end of credits:
  Warning!  Film not good after 11/25 -- jokes may be stale.  If
  viewed, flush eyes and induce vomiting immediately.

# Woman in Green, The (1945)
-  After The End was screened the message  "You're not giving - just
   lending - when you buy war savings stamps and bonds - on sale here.

# Wrath of Talker, The (1993)
- Any similarity to any real persons living or dead is purely intentional.

# Wrong Box, The (1966)
- "Cast [beginning with] Members of the Tontine who came to untimely ends in
  order of disappearance"

# Y aura-t-il de la neige a Noel? (1996)
- Remerciements aux spectateurs qui sont restes (acknowledgement to viewers
  who stayed)

# Young Doctors in Love (1982)
- Credits start rolling about ten minutes before the film ends.

# Young Sherlock Holmes (1985)
- Old lady: "Can I help you?"
  Man: "I'd like a room please."
  Old lady presents register: "You sign here."
  Man signs the name "Moriarty".

# Ziegfeld Follies (1946)
- "Bunin's Puppets" are listed as cast members just above 'Cyd Charisse' (qv).

# Zusje (1995)
- During the finishing credits, the film itself is suggested to
  be sold on a fleamarket as "re-usable" videotape (the film is shot
  on video, supposedly the handycam of one of the main characters).
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